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Hi. My name is Jordan. I dont like to say 'i am' Jordan because that is only my name. what i am, is entirely different. I FUCKING LOVE SOUTHPARK(: you can talk about any episode to me and i will recall it and laugh with you at the humour ^_^ for those of you dont like it or dont find it funny its all gooood, i have found those people usually stil like Family Guy so yeah :D.

.. Oh Oh i forgot like my age and stuff :L
Okay well im 18 WOHOO ;)
from New Zealand, I am part English,Dutch, JAPANESE and CHINESE and i dont look Asian at all O.o and if you dont believe me well then you should cause i am. :3 ask Asian grandma Aki, shes so small and cute :3


I have a GIRLFRIEND :3 wow girlfriend looks weird in capitals. Her name is Jessika with a 'k' because its 'kool' (: I Love you soo much Jessika Waldon (: , We have now been going out for 8 MONTHS AND COUNTING :D Her Tumblr is much better than mine she has a lot more followers : , her eyes are really wide and big and BEAUTIFUL and so i call her a Slow Loris because of the eyes :3 she calls me Smellycat for no reason other than im a smelly cat :)

BACK TO ME --> I like rhyme, i like puns, i like word play, hence rap, poetry and words are my favourite things beside Football which i did not mention because i LOVE it not, like it.
I dont like people who really define themselves, and when i say that i mean i dont like that part about a person, i could still like them. " Im really out going " is quite an annoying self judgement, unless you are my friend Jacob, and you read this description and tells me he is really out going to annoy me.. that was kind of funny ^_^.

Let other people say what you are, and find out for themselves who you are with out any previous clues, that are probaly wrong any way. One thing i will say is that i dont like a lot of people. Those people however will never know its them that i dislike, because i see no need in telling them. I would rather see the nice side of a person i dislike then the nasty side, and plus if you look on the bright side of not showing the person you dislike them they may possibly like you and therefore give you stuff :3 DONT BURN YOUR BRIDGES :) .

My theme is neither creative nor cool to anyone i would presume. It would be to me though from probaly age 7-12 ive always liked the contrast of purple on orange I have no idea why (: , so im not going to change it (: i like orange alot.. like ALOT so yeah. :L

Procrastination. probaly the coolest word i learnt when i was 13, and i think most people would agree that they showed some sort of 'omg' expression to the definition of procrastination because it sums up so many people. like me :3

I wish i knew a lot of words. I dont. I wish i could analyse poems really well. I cant. I wish i would learn a language. I wont. :/ Im not religious at all. However im Aetheist. which aparently is misninterpretated, it means that you believe in science.. but cant ultimately rule out the chance of a god because there are no hard facts against it. I like that. I really just felt like typing and trying to touch type which hasnt turned out to bad actually.. YAY :)

I better start reblogging more too otherwise theres no point in this big long description. if there are more questions i would answer honestly. even anonymous ones but seeing as all of my followers are NOT asking me anything, Im bound to only get random spam ones telling me to go to site to find a picture of them naked and then add them on Facebook.. sounds good dont you reckon ;D

-No one will understand me. Properly.